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Christmas jokes

Posted on December 25, 2019 by Kathy Myers 6 Comments

Christmas Fun

We hope you took time yesterday to let Jesus fill your soul with a sense of worth. From that place of knowing who you are in Christ, you are ready to be a blessing to others. So deck yourself with some fa-la-la and the favor of the Lord, and have a blessed day!

If you had fun with the turkey jokes at Thanksgiving, here are some of our favorite Christmas jokes. For a few giggles (or groans) at the dinner table, try these:

Q: How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus’ weight when he was born?
A: They had a weigh in a manger…

Q: What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
A: He got 25 days!

Q: What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
A: “It’s Christmas, Eve!”

Q: What does a donkey do when you tell him a Christmas joke?
A: He haws.

Q: What would a wiseman call a girl snowman?
A: A snow-ma’am.

For a conversation boost, try these:
• What’s your favorite Christmas cookie, holiday tradition, Christmas song, etc?
• If you were one of the wisemen and Jesus was born today, what gift would you give Him and why?
• What gift–that costs no money–would you like to give yourself this year?

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